feat: easter egg théière 418 + Konami obfusqué via global.js centralisé

- /418/ (et /fr|en/418) : vraie page HTTP 418 'Je suis une théière', SVG animé (vapeur), boutons café (refus RFC 2324) / thé (toast), noindex. - Nouveau public/js/global.js chargé sur toutes les pages (statiques, dynamiques articles/blog, page d'erreur) qui : * écoute le code Konami ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA → redirige vers /418/ ; * charge ses clés par codes de caractères (aucune chaîne révélatrice en clair : ni 'ArrowUp', ni '/418/', ni 'b/a' dans la source) ; * sert de dispatcher centralisé : injecte par page (components/discord/ zfprobe) via <body data-page=...> ou règles de chemin, sans doublon. - easter.js supprimé au profit de global.js unique sur 22 pages statiques.
2026-09-07 15:16:20 +02:00 · 2026-09-07 15:16:20 +02:00 · 1482c6aaf0
commit 1482c6aaf0
parent a95a287327
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--- a/public/js/global.js
+++ b/public/js/global.js
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+(function (w, d) {
+  "use strict";
+  function dc() {
+    var a = [].slice.call(arguments), o = "";
+    for (var i = 0; i < a.length; i++) o += String.fromCharCode(a[i]);
+    return o;
+  }
+
+  function bt() {
+    var p = dc(65, 114, 114, 111, 119);
+    var u = p + dc(85, 112);
+    var dn = p + dc(68, 111, 119, 110);
+    var lf = p + dc(76, 101, 102, 116);
+    var rt = p + dc(82, 105, 103, 104, 116);
+    var b = String.fromCharCode(98);
+    var A = String.fromCharCode(97);
+    return [u, u, dn, dn, lf, rt, lf, rt, b, A];
+  }
+
+  var _s = null;
+  function seq() { if (!_s) _s = bt(); return _s; }
+  var dst = dc(47, 52, 49, 56, 47);
+
+  var idx = 0, timer = null;
+  function reset() { idx = 0; if (timer) { clearTimeout(timer); timer = null; } }
+  function notField(t) {
+    if (!t) return false;
+    var g = (t.tagName || "").toUpperCase();
+    return g === "INPUT" || g === "TEXTAREA" || g === "SELECT" || t.isContentEditable;
+  }
+
+  w.addEventListener("keydown", function (e) {
+    if (notField(e.target)) return;
+    if (e.ctrlKey || e.metaKey || e.altKey) { reset(); return; }
+    var k = e.key;
+    if (k && k.length === 1) k = k.toLowerCase();
+    var s = seq();
+    if (k === s[idx]) {
+      idx++;
+      if (timer) clearTimeout(timer);
+      timer = setTimeout(reset, 4000);
+      if (idx === s.length) {
+        reset();
+        var a = d.createElement("a");
+        a.href = encodeURI(dst);
+        a.rel = "noreferrer";
+        w.location.assign(a.href);
+      }
+    } else reset();
+  });
+
+  var pathname = w.location.pathname || "/";
+  function isHome() {
+    return pathname === "/" || pathname === "/index.html"
+      || pathname === "/fr/" || pathname === "/fr/index.html"
+      || pathname === "/en/" || pathname === "/en/index.html";
+  }
+  function isFp() { return pathname.indexOf(dc(102, 105, 110, 103, 101, 114, 112, 114, 105, 110, 116)) !== -1; }
+
+  function shouldLoad(name) {
+    var at = (d.body && d.body.getAttribute("data-page")) || "";
+    if (at === name) return true;
+    var rules = { discord: isHome(), zfprobe: isFp(), components: true };
+    return !!rules[name];
+  }
+
+  function loadScript(name) {
+    if (!shouldLoad(name)) return;
+    var needle = "/js/" + name + ".js";
+    if (d.querySelector('script[src*="' + needle + '"]')) return;
+    var s = d.createElement("script");
+    s.src = needle + dc(63, 118, 61, 49);
+    s.defer = true;
+    d.head.appendChild(s);
+  }
+
+  (function () {
+    var want = ["components", "discord", "zfprobe"];
+    for (var i = 0; i < want.length; i++) loadScript(want[i]);
+  })();
+})(window, document);